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"We are after all as nature intended - think about it - there are many different species of animal and plant - take the bird (of the feathered kind :)) - comes in all hues - shapes - colours and sizes - flowers - all different colours - sizes - shapes - humans..... all different shapes - sizes - colours etc - so we are not freaks - we a re not ugly - we are as nature intended - to provide variety." ~ Divine DeeDee [SSBBW]



THE FUNNY BONE

Tasteful jokes and comics

Know a good tasteful joke? Seen a funny cartoon/comic by or about SSBBW/BBW that made you laugh? Let us know at info@ssbbw-magazine.com.


Q. What did the one tornado say to the other?
A. Let's twist again like we did last summer.

Q. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A. You make my temperature rise.

Q. What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A. One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A. My plop is bigger than your plop.

Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because she expected some change in the weather.

Q. What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
A. You turn me on!

Q. What's the difference between weather and climate?
A. You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.

Q. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A. You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.

Q. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A. Fowl weather.

Q. What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A. I have my eye on you.

Q. How do you find out the weather when you're on vacation?
A. Go outside and look up.



"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
~Erma Bombeck
"Heat, ma'am! it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones."
~Sydney Smith

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