THE FUNNY BONE
Tasteful jokes and comics
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Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll have to stop and get some directions.
Well, honey, you are thirteen now. I bet you're ready for un-chaperoned car dates!
I like all of your friends' "Up Yours" attitudes.
Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, take my credit card, too. Have fun!
Football? You want to play football? What about figure skating, son?
Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Would you like to throw a party?
No, I don't actually know what is wrong with your car.
Son, let's go to the mall and get you an earring.
You don't need a job! I have plenty of money for you to spend.
Father's Day? Don't worry about that. It's no big deal!
Junior had just received his brand new driver's license. To celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his first official drive. Dad went immediately to the back seat, right behind the newly licensed driver.
"I'll bet you are back there to get a change of scenery, right? After all these months of sitting up here, teaching me how to drive?" Junior said to his dad.
"Nope!" said dad. "I'm going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me for sixteen years!"
"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."