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"I am attracted to SSBBWs for many reasons. I love the feel of their soft bodies. Anyone know a man who does not like the soft feeling of boobs? OK - there is the reason! Fundamental instinct. Nothing more, nothing less. An SSBBW is simply "boobs all over". And I am a touch addict - so there is no escape (pun not intended - but for real)." ~ Mogens (BC, Canada) [FA]



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Tasteful jokes and comics

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Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

  1. You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.
  2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
  3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
  4. The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
  5. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
  6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.
  7. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
  8. Your catch phrase is, "Never again."
  9. You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
  10. Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"

New Year's Day Prayer for One and All

Dear Lord

So far this year I've done well.

I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.

Amen



"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
~Mark Twain
"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average ... which means, you have met your New Year's resolution."
~Jay Leno

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