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The Airhead's Cookbook...

MONDAY: It's fun to cook thought Tom. Today he made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan him some extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So he didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom's friends came over for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but Tom took a bath anyway. He couldn't tell if it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Tom wanted salad again. He tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Now, we know, why Tom was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: Tom found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When Tom got back, everything was the same as when he left.

SATURDAY: Tom's wife went shopping today and brought Tom home a chicken. She asked Tom to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). Tom's still wondering why she keeps counting to ten and saying "I know ya wanna ask"!

SUNDAY: Tom wanted to fix dinner for his family. He wanted to serve roast, but all he had was hamburger. Suddenly He had a flash of genius. He put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It STILL came out hamburger, much to his disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY: This has been a very exciting week. Tom is eager for tomorrow to come so he can try out a new recipe . If he can afford it, Tom wants to buy a bigger oven, he would like to surprise his family with a chocolate moose.


THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE



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