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THE FUNNY BONE

Tasteful jokes and comics


Know a good tasteful joke? Seen a funny cartoon/comic by or about SSBBW/BBW that made you laugh? Let us know at info@ssbbw-magazine.com.


How to correctly weigh yourself

"Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get." - George Burns


"I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." - Rodney Dangerfield

"The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am." - Charles Pierce.

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin


It is good to be a woman:

  1. We got off the Titanic first.
  2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
  3. Taxis stop for us.
  4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
  6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
  7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
  9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
  10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
  13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
  14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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